On and on

Deadonthesofa,formerly known as a proper human being,hasn't done anything but being dead on the sofa all of the daytime and going out at night.But by now,watching television and being on-line has got boring.So Deadonthesofa started to think about it's life and asked itself the questions of life.Hours later,after contemplating about it's current family/dating/friends situation,Deadonthesofa came to the conclusion that by its mid-30s,it will probably have invested a small fortune in therapy and laughed about it's thoughts.